I'm 67.8 miles away from my house,i got a full bag of Cheddar Cheese Jalapeno Cheetos's, half a bottle of pepsi. and a 120 dollars to my name. Lets get Fucked
. well my Saturday was a great one. i decided "hey lets go get me some new glasses!" well we all hopped in the truck (me fatman Monkeyman and a bitch.)
we headed out and almost got there til we saw a garage sale and stopped, well after buying some stuff we started off again. but the battery in the truck died (it died before and we recharged it, it was running fine until this day) after some guy tried jumper cables we gave up and tried road side assistance (Problem 1.fatman had canceled his (RSA) plan but still had the card.(FAIL) then Problem 2.
he tried his girlfriends or whatever s card, it worked BUT she had to be there. (FUCK) we waited awhile and the Garage sale guy gave us a ride to go buy a new Battery. we install it and head on to get my glasses. we get there FINALLY and the place that MAKES the glasses is open, BUT THE DOCTOR ISN'T!!. so we explore the town. we went to Target where i got some candy and a 40 pound bag of birdseed (those little motherfucjker birds!!, they eat a 20 pound in a week! or so. bah fuck them.) then we went to sears where i got some cool skull shirts (Ray would be proud) and finally i grabbed some books from a book store where a guy named (Mark sounded like and looked like a woman.(i almost said thanks miss. or something) haha. then we ate at a Taco Bueno. and it tasted like shit (mine was kinda okay but had o much cheese and not enough chicken (Chicken Quesadillas) Number 4. and yeah that's my SATURDAY BITCHES.